Dead

Intro:
G-F-Em-Cm
Yeah!
G
And if your heart stops beating
F#m               Bm
I’ll be here wondering
Em            Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The ending of your life and if you get to heaven
F#m               Bm
I’ll be here waiting, babe
Em              Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life wont wait
C                  D
Then your heart can’t take this

G                     B
Have you heard the news that you’re dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
Eb               D
I think they never liked you anyway
G                    B7
Oh take me from the hospital bed
Cm
Wouldn’t it be grand? It ain’t exactly what you planned.
Eb           D
And wouldn’t it be great
G
If we were dead?
G-
Ohh dead.

G
Tongue-tied and oh so squemish
F#m             Bm
You never fell in love
Em                   Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
G
The ending of your life
And if you get to heaven
F#m              Bm
I’ll be here waiting, babe
Em                 Cm
Did you get what you deserve?
Am
The end, and if your life won’t wait
Cm                 D
Then your heart can’t take this

G                     B7
Have you heard the news that you’re dead?
C
No one ever had much nice to say
Eb               D
I think they never liked you anyway
G                    B7
Oh take me from the hospital bed
C                                Eb
Wouldn’t it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
Eb           D
And wouldn’t it be great
If we were dead?

Bridge:
Am                    G
And in my honest observation
/F#              Em
During this operation
Em             Cm
Found a complication in your heart
Am
So long, ’cause now you’ve got (now you’ve got)
Bm
Maybe just 2 weeks to live
Is that the most the both of you can give?

Adlib: G-B7-C-Eb-D-; (2x)

One, two, one two three four!

G
LA LA LA LA LA!
B7
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
C              D
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Well come on,
C
LA LA LA LA LA!
B7
LA LA LA LA LA LA!
C              D
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Oh motherfucker,
G
If life ain’t just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
B7
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
C
If life ain’t just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
Then why are we laughing?
G
If life ain’t just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
B7            C
Then why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
D
If life ain’t just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
G-
Then why am I dead?
DEAD!

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